the day of 1000 monkeys

I was walking home through the frost bitten night, as the moon was at its peak in the sky. As I walked along that perilous road that I feared so deeply, all i could think of was the terrible creatures that lie beyond the shadows. I walked briskly, hoping if I minded my own business they wouldn't come and do there usual "biddings" with me; unfortunately that was not the case. My fast walking must have angered there colored anuses (they were baboons). They all jumped from the tree tops that were sparkling with the slightest hint of dew and attacked my face. Butt too face, face too but.......so much butt.